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Were you loved? C'mon, I mean really loved? With a Capital "L"? Then how about
those new hair plugs? Or that new car you got yourself, "just because". Or what about
that latest liposuction? I'm not not here to point fingers. Not me! This is therapy for
the masses. This is as close to Clinton's national health care as you're gonna get. No, I
just want to make it all better for ya'. I want to share the "truth" about true love.
And if you were like me, and your folks were missing in action (the kind around the
house) you were also fortunate enough to have at least one person to make up for it.
To make a difference. And if you weren't so lucky then, I'd like to introduce myself now ...

WEEK 1

1. ...THERE WOULD BE REAL LIVE PONIES AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.  [COLOR]

2. ...YOU WOULD LOVE YOURSELF.

3. ...YOU WOULD HAVE A REAL BIKE.

4. ...YOUR VIDEO GAMES WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS.

5. ...YOU WOULD HAVE A REAL STEEL LUNCH BOX.

6. ...YOU WOULD HAVE REAL PAIR OF SHOES.

WEEK 2

7. ...YOU WOULD HAVE A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE.

8. ...DAD WOULD HAVE A SECRET SUPPLY OF IDENTICAL BIRDS.

9. ...MOM WOULD DOUR NAILS LIKE HERS.

10. ...THEY WOULD LET YOU ROLL YOUR OWN SKEE BALL.

11. ...DAD WOULD LET YOU HONK THE HORN ALL YOU WANT.

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